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It’s finally happened

This website has literally made me nauseous. It feels like someone punched me in the chest, at that.

retrorecap:

Mighty Morphin Pumpkin Rangers?

tastefullyoffensive:

Not today, ebola. [vine by mrlegendarius]

fibug:

don’t ever give me games with customization options that you can’t change later because i will never make up my fucking mind

buttermybutt:

hotcarrots:

blazedegg:

bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

i can’t believe this is real 

wtf is this

I’m speechless