Give me your root beer

keyismykitty:

it’s okay that your novel has plot holes

i mean sometimes real life has plot holes too

I’d refute this, but it’s not totally impossible, technically…

You are too drunk, though. And I must somehow be too, if I’m agreeing with that.

revolutionary-afrolatino:

postracialcomments:

i nominate this for best multiple-tweets of the year

overratedsuicide:

instawillgraham:

people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something

things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious

this is the best fucking thing I’ve ever read

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

oodlesofnoodle:

Everyone should watch Space Dandy

AAAAHHHHH ADORABLE

oodlesofnoodle:

Everyone should watch Space Dandy

AAAAHHHHH ADORABLE

izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

jedavu:

Amazing designs from Romain Trystram

retrorecap:

Recall Model.